The Flintstones Family

This Halloween I am dressing up like Pebbles, atleast that's what Mommy says. She says we have to dress like these cave people called the Flintstones. I don't know who these people are but they need better tips on fashion. We look silly dressed like this. Poor Obie has to be put through it all as well. I am sure am glad I am not a dog. I suppose I am okay with wearing this outfit as long as I don't have to wear it to church. I have a reputation to keep you know. I look and act cute all the time. Don't let my parents tell you any different. Grandma and Grandpa know the truth.

My New Bath

Today Mommy put me in a new bathtub. I think its because I am starting to get really good at sitting up all by myself. Mommy says that Grandma McDonald bought the bathtub for me. Mommy also gave me a new toy, Cow, to go with my new bathtub. I think she's trying to bribe me with a new toy so that I will like my new bathtub. Don't tell her but I think it's growing on me. Oh, I forgot to mention that my new bathtub makes a loud quack noise. It goes, "Quack, Quack, Quack." I have never heard that sound before. I am still trying to figure out why my bathtub makes noises. My other bathtub didn't. So, I guess I will be floating in this bathtub these days unless Mommy decides to put me somewhere else. I better get a bigger toy if Mommy moves me somewhere else.

I Rolled Over Today!

Alright here's how is happened. I was lying on my back, in my crib, and Mommy decided I needed some tummy time. I don't know why she is so obsessed with tummy time. So, Mommy put me on my tummy and started making all these silly faces at me. I just had to laugh at her because she makes the craziest faces. You would laugh too if you saw what I saw. Then, I just decided I had enough tummy time and rolled over. The world is so much better looking at it on your back. When your on your tummy you see a lot of the floor, not so exciting. I get bored staring at the same colors. The floor doesn't even do anything like sing, or make flashing lights. I had enough and felt like seeing something else so I rolled over. Mommy was so excited she started to cry. I am not sure if I should try rolling over again. If she is going to keep crying everytime I roll over then forget it.

I Will Not Lie Down and Take It Anymore!

For the past five months I have been lying on the floor and watching the world as it goes by. Recently, I have discovered a better life called Sitting Up. Who knew that life could be so much more fascinating when you sit up. Daddy tried to put me in my bouncer seat so Mommy and him could enjoy a nice meal. Well, I had other plans. You can't expect me to lie down when I know that sitting up is so much better. The air even smells better. Think about it, when your lying on floor what is the closest smell to you, your dirty diaper. When I am sitting up my nose is a lot higher from my dirty diaper therefore the air smells better. No more smells of pee or poop just a nice, clean, airy, smell. So, I decided I am sitting up for now on even if I have to work on it everyday. Out with the smell and in with the newness of the world.

What Will I Be For Halloween?

You know Halloween is just around the corner, so Mommy says. I don't really know what it is but Mommy says its a day when you dress up. I try to tell Mommy, in code, that I dress up every Sunday in my best Sunday clothes for church but she doesn't seem to understand me. I need to get her some books on How To Read Baby Code. Although this outfit she put me in is a little off the wall. I have definitely never worn it to church and I hope that I never do. Those babies there will laugh me silly. We have conversations you know. They say at church that prayer works in my sunday school class, well I have just started praying for Mommy. I hope that it works.

Game On

Yesturday, I decided to watch Daddy play Call Of Duty 4 (XBox Game). He was giving me strategies on how to beat the enemy. I think I might have learned a few things, like if you don't hit the buttons fast enough, you die. I saw Daddy die a lot. Someday I will play this game but for now I am learning more about strategies. In other words, research on how to beat Daddy.

Dedication

Recently, I was Dedicated at my church. Now, I am not sure I understand this whole Dedication thing. Mommy says that for now on that God is going to take care of me. I am still waiting for God to feed me my bottle, change my diaper, rock me to sleep, play with me, and so on. I bet when he does show up Mommy and Daddy will finally be able to keep that house of theirs clean. There is always bottles everywhere along with burp cloths. Well, I guess I will just have to keep waiting. Hurry up God, I am not getting any younger by the minute.